Monday, 27 May 2013

STORY OF WHAT MR PANDA EATS

SORRY, this is really off topic from my normal entries but so here it is.

Yeah, to have flawless skin one should be eating more vegetables like Panda.
Pandas daily menu consists almost entirely of the leaves, stems, and shoots of various bamboo species.



So, this MR. Panda.  He is so sad =(  

He got sick of the his daily bamboo diet since his wife Mrs. Panda only cooks bamboo shoots everyday. Look at how sad he is??   She thinks that it is good for him since he keeps gaining weight and insists him to go on diet.  He wishes that he could order delicious food from foodpanda but the wife said NO.

So, one day Mr. Panda couldn't take it anymore and he went for a walk.  He ended up here:


Yes, Mr. Panda went into the restaurant after looking at the design.  He decided to order some food.  Look at the menu he ordered:


Then after Mr. Panda gobbled up his food, he:


He fired twice into the air



"Why?" the confused waiter asked Mr. Panda.
"Well, I'm a panda," he said at the door. He throw a badly punctuated dictionary at the waiter and said "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and finds an explanation:

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China.  EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES








Do check out foodpanda's website.  There are lots of restaurant for food delivery ^^.
This Giveaway is hosted by Luxury Haven

8 comments:

  1. Hahaha! Nice humour :) Thks for your entry! Toast to flawless skin.....

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    1. Hi, I'm back! Given your blog a shout @ my Facebook Fan Page!

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    2. Thanks Shirley for this amazing giveaway.=> love food.=>

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  2. Haha! The panda with the gun! so cute! all the best for all of us so we can meet!

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    1. Thanks=> .i am happy that you find it cute =>

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  3. I really like your post on pandas.

    It's really humorous, brought a smile to my face. Good luck on the Giveaway! =D

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    1. Thanks for the support.mean so much to me =>

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  4. Hahaha Yue rain......your panda is not only fat but has good taste and notorious too!! He eats the best, shoots and leave two holes on the restaurant ceiling and then leave....hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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